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When going on vacation, putting your clothes in an industrial sized trash bags instead of a suitcase like normal.
Hahaha the cat peed on your suitcase boy you're gonna have to do the good ol' pack like a puerto rican routine this time around.
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A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?
It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
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The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.
That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.
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Spraying cologne/perfume on your dirty clothing to mask the stench is Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning. This is related to a Puerto Rican Shower.
Oh snap, I forgot to do laundry again and my good white shirt smells like skank! Guess I'll have to do some Puerto Rican Dry Cleaning...
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(noun) When a male and female are involved in a sexual act and the male begins cramming various items into the females vagina and/or other orifices to see how much will fit.
I really want to give her a Puerto Rican Tackle box.
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!
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Blunt object used by puerto ricans to beat white people
FUk these white peolpe jose, lets beat the shit outa them wit this PRBGS
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An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.
The reference infers a "hot weekend".
"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."
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