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A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.
Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!
Kyle was center punched on the farm
The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.