a state of which an individual feels the need to cum on certain objects such as leftover nachos or an old musty lamp that was owned by their great grandma before she died of parkinsons
yo frank, im in a real need of some rank nachos! chuck us those leftover wontons from that #radical chinese fiesta last night my guy!
A slang used in the Roblox Bedwars Community to define someone who takes ranked way too seriously
Stupid Fucking Idiot Number 1: I just lost my diamond 3 because of you retard, stop selling so hard
Stupid Fucking Idiot Number 2: why are you taking this shit so seriously you fucking ranked goblin? maybe go outside of your cave which smells like shit and touch grass once in a while, that'll cure your ranked syndrome
Stupid Fucking Idiot Number 1: ...
Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.
Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.
A braindead person who spends all their time sweating bedwars on hypixel has a ranked bedwars elo of 10000+ has no life or family
I put my son up for adoption because he was a ranked bedwars player
The act of intercourse whilst holding a chick over a toilet so she can drop a massive dump. (Usually assisting in spreading cheeks)
I didn’t quite know what living was until Stacy gave me a Rank Rodeo. My legs got a little wet though...
To be made fun of, or disrespected. Usually in a harsh or callus way.
Past tense: ranked on
Person 1: Everytime I go to my family's house, I stay getting ranked on.
Person 2: It's because you're easy to rank on... With yo Charlie Brown headed, Barney the Dinosaur lookin, Popeye's Biscuit eatin ass...
Person 1: Ok damn bro
Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.
Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte