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Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
to be absolutely, rediculously, smashed out of your face drunk.
this comes from the fact that you can say absolutley anything and you know it means to be very drunk.
Reeds Rains just happened to be the nearest building when this was thought up.
"omg i was so reeds rained last night, i chundered all over wetherspoons"
A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.
I'm in Reed City on my way up North
Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️
I love Derek Richard Reed
Elizabeth reed is the lankyest Lankable lankpost liz of the all she is the tallest and scariest lankpost their is you see her one streets everday and she says that leo is fat
Elizabeth reed his a lank
The literal cutest dude ever
From the Mighty Ducks trilogy
Protect this big teddy bear
“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”