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When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.
John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?
Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.
John: Halm Hound Rejection?
Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...
Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
The most kick ass band ever to exist. They make life worth living.
I can't believe I get to go see the All-American Rejects on August 19th at the Rave!!!! It's gonna kick ass
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When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
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the best fxcking band ever.
the all-american rejects are as cool as heck.
& plus, the band includes nick wheeler...
who is absolutely beyond orgaaasmiic.
& why yes-- i slept with him the other night.
thnxxx for asking. <3
oh & if you haven't heard of AAR yet,
how long have you been hiding under that rock?
anyway; here's a short list of some of their songs:
x paper heart
x the last song
x eyelash wishes
x dirty little secret
x change your mind
x drive away
x swing swing
x i'm waiting
x one more sad song
x it ends tonight
SO REMEMBER KIDS:
the all-american rejects = rad rad RAD
the all-american rejects are so amaaaaaziing, it hurts.
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a good band that has lost some of their luster. their members are tyson ritter, bass and vocals, nick wheeler, guitar and vocals, mike kennerty, guitar and vocals, chris gaylor, drums. they started out with their first album "the all american rejects" which was a great album. their sophmore album "move along" was also a classic. their third album, though still good, was a bit of a letdown. their other two are only remembered by long time fans, and now every 13 year old girl in the country is putting proclaming "OMG!!!! WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
you will also find that on their myspace and facebook status updates.
do yourself a favor and check out their first two albums to get to know the real rejects. check out their songs like why worry, happy endings, don't leave me, dance inside, straight jacket feeling, change your mind, and time stands still.
13 year old girl: "i hope this gives you hell! omg!!"
true all american rejects fan: "you poser, you don't even know the all american reject's true style. go check out their songs like move along, why worry, don't leave me, and dance inside"
13 year old girl: "what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
true all american rejects fan: "go listen to lady gaga you poser."
a good man: dude, the all american rejects are a good band
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The dregs of society.
Wal*Mart is a universally loathed chainstore, commonly described as catering to white trash and being solely responsible for the collapse of western civilization. The implication is that only the lowest of the low shop or work there; thus, Wal*Mart rejects (those who cannot get a job there or shoppers who have been banned from the premises) must truly be among the worst examples of humanity.
The phrase is used both by people who shun Wal*Mart and those who shop there, as everyone can relate to it.
Some Wal*Mart reject tried to chat me up at the club last night. Can you say gross?
No wonder we can't hire anyone! The only people who'd work for this pay are Wal*Mart rejects!
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