Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

black rhino

the black rhino is when you take a black dildo and strap it to your forehead and then ram it into your partner, generally into the women's ass. the reason for that, is cause that is the funniest way this move can be performed.
performing of the black rhino can not be considered cheating
a. cause you are using an inanimate object
b. cause of the extreme hilarity of the move

i took a black dildo and strapped it to my forehead and then rammed it into sally's asshole and gave her the black rhino.

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The Great Rhino

Nickname often given to David Lloyd George, The great primeminister during WW1, this nickname was given to him, as he charged down the Germans like a Rhino, and he was a great man.

Great Rhino

David Lloyd George became known as the GREAT RHINO!
After defeating the germans in japan as you do really.
David lloyd george became a member of the DTCP a commy part lead by the infamous Dan Tor.

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Rhino-cock

This is when you knee someone up the arse (aiming for the bottom of their backbone)
just like a rhino cock.

When someone is bending over to pick something up shout Rhino-cock and do it.

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Rhino Toe

A wedgie up a fat persons ass.
The ass is normally eating the pants cause it you see a big ass crack in the pants.

Woah those pants are giving those chicks a rhino toe. oh wait that a cows ass.

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Rhino Charge

To plunge the strongest arm forward at high speed and power penetrating through the chest of a person and/or zombie at full thrust in the shape of a Rhino charging. The result being an unrealistic head explosion upon pulling out and a bloody hand. Best used when wearing gloves.

Or inserting a fully erected penis into a womens vagina before foreplay.

One of Albert Weskers 'other' better finisher moves Rhino Charge which he used in the 'lost in nightmares' scenaio in Resident Evil 5 to kill Spencers guards.

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Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

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