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roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack September 26, 2015


post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014


Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall February 11, 2012


Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.

Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."

by relentlessbukkake March 17, 2018


Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018


Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.

The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.

by Lilcheeks November 19, 2012


nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.

"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"

by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006

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