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Mammary intercourse; a tit job.
She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!
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A now kind of tired joke where you simply take something where a person performs a verb in order to alter a noun, and change it so that the noun performs the verb on the person.
In soviet russia, door opens you!
Can also be funny in some situations:
In soviet russia, computer turns on you! Wait, shit... that happens in america too!
soviet russia internet meme joke lame russian reversal
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When players play in Russian in the KHL word is that the teams over there give the players an IV of an unknown substance between periods that makes you feel great and play better.
Ovi was off the Russian gas when he won the cup.
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The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.
Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.
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The newest and most powerful bud on the market, it's a cross between AK-47 and White Widows, hence the name. Truly an ungodly plant, you're usually blazed off your ass halfway through your first hit.
There is honestly nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, out there more powerful than the Russian, as proven by it's current dominance in the Cannibus Cup. Generally sells for double standard dro prices, or close to it. Very, VERY, worth the price.
"God damn man, warn me before you pack the White Russian!"
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that was some nice herb, was the White Russian?"
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A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.
I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy
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During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
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