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super wild; an awesome girl; most likely a freak; super sweet and not a fighter, but will knock you the FUCK out!; drives the boys wild.
That's an Ariel Simone!
Thomas Simons is a 17 year old British streamer/youtuber that goes by "Tommyinnit" that has all the girlfriends.
guy: hey do you watch thomas simons?
girl: no, whos thomas simons?
guy: tommyinnit.
A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.
-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."
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I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
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After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.
"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
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Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.
(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"
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A very famous youtube, a member of the sidemen.
Person: Oh my god! He is such a Simon Minter!
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