Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.

Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*

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Leo & Satan

one of the greatest youtube shows of all time. Leo & Satan is a comedy cartoon where the protagonist Leo gets into little shananigans with his special buddy Satan.

One episode has Leo run out of sugar for his pancakes, so him and satan purchase some "sugar" (actually cocain) from an "exposed entrepuener" (a hobo drug dealer) the pair get super messed up on cocain and end up on an island while satan is destroying the city. Satan loves socks, and whenever Leo doesnt feel like wearing socks, Satan will get super pissed.

"Hey lil boi, put them socks on ye feet to keep yous warm for de winters"
"what?....what are you saying man?"
"dude, im quoting Leo & Satan!"
"ohhh, i fucking love that show! hahhaa"

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satan's cheese

Patches of hot oil residue in your food that you normally end up scolding your mouth with. Usually found in cheese based pastas and lasagnes.

"Ahh shit! I just wrecked my tongue on satan's cheese! That's the last time I eat macaroni before it's cooled down!"

Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.

For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.

Satan himself

A person who puts a toilet paper roll backwards

I had to hang out with satan himself

Santa-Satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.

……… WHAT THE FUCK

Santa-Satan all hail

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

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