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A hell hole. It was actiually a good idea at first, but then it got out of hand, to the point it is now. It is no conspiracy, but it is a drastic violation of human rights. school is so discriminating, that the last time the government tried to pull somthing like it, we ended up with the civil rights movement
Actiually, by the Constitutition, we dont even have to attend school. in the 13th amendment it states that.
School is not even learning, it is more of a social atrosity that turns normal members of society into suicidal, fucked-up potheads. School is responsible for ALL child suicides.
Everybody is in a pre-determined group that they have no control over
school is an evil, manipulation of valued human rights
The 13th Amendment to the Constitution declared that "Neither slavery nor INVOULANTARY SERVATUDE...shall exist within the United States
invoulantary servatude says that you dont have to do anything that you dont agree to do
school sucks donkey ass
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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Also mispelled shcool- remember school does not spell cool (sh(cool)
Oh no we have seven crappy hours of school today! And tomorrow! Kill me now!
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School is a -lot- of things. Mainly all of them are shitty (and all of them being nouns). Here goes:
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.
1. Veronica: Hey, Valerie!! I got a 4.0 GPA on my report card! I'm so smart!
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.
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1.) Public ~: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
The public school-loving nerd got straight A's, but when looking for a job found out that smart kids don't give a nerd's ass about grades.
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a compulserary boring place where you learn loadsa "interesting" useless junk.
1+1=n+52 school is boring and stupid but you have to go.
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What kids have to go through 17 years of and is based entirely on memorizing useless facts and words for a test one week then pushing those out of their heads and new ones in over and over again for 7-9 months a year. See hell and prison
Student 1: What the fuck does the word err mean, and what was the battle of Bull Run?
Student 2: Who gives a shit we just have to forget it next week.
Student 1: School sucks ass.
Student 2: You found this out just now?
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Hell.
A place where you are forced to go, and it makes the toughest years of your life (puberty) harder.
Student: Shit, I have to go to school tomorrow.
Adult: It's for you.
Student: How is me going to a place that only adds to my depression help me?
Adult: Shut up, you'll get it when your older.
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