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Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object
"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours
Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD
Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?
To nut on a girl's face then proceed to slap her with one dick on the same spot to create a imprint which is the seal of approval
kary, "last night i gave jenny my seal of approval"
adrian, "how"
kary, "I nutted on her face and slapped her in the face with my dick"
adrian, "Nice"
The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.
My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.
A sex position that requires either a pool with jets or a hot tub. The girl is on the side of the pool with the jets blowing on her from the front while the guy is fucking her from behind.
Last night we snuck into the pool and did the wet seal!
The cover up for Delta Force.
Delta Force operators are the real quiet professionals.
Navy SEALs are a close second.
This North American native herb is widely known and used for colds, flus, and sinus infections. Lowers inflammation, helps cool infections of the mucous membranes. Useful when blended with echinacea (1 part golden seal to 3 parts echinacea). An herbal extract that typically contains 10% alkaloids and 5% hydrastine as active components; historically used as an astringent and antiseptic.
Like Echinacea, golden seal herb also supports the immune system by strengthening the cells that destroy bacteria, viruses and fungi.