Coochie Season

Coochie season(noun): the time between late February and early June when sexual intercourse is a seemingly easy thing to obtain.

Ryan it's coochie season, let's get this coochie.

Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer

Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole

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popout season

A time from December 19 - January 1st were you pop out and tell everyone who your dating and show them off like they mean the world to you✊🏼💞

Man I can’t wait for popout season me and my lil mama’s finna pop out .

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Comeback Season

The section of time where you start winning and win any sports game after losing by 'most likely 12+ points'

Teammate: " yo we were losing by 20 and we won my boi "

You: it was Comeback season

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DVD season

It's a well known fact that all the good movies go into the cinemas at the same time. The periods between these are DVD seasons, when instead of going to the movies you just rent the movies from the last good period and watch them at home with a pizza.

Damn, there's nothing on but chick flicks. All the sci fi movies are off the circuit. It must be another DVD season.

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Street Seasoning

noun - any of a large variety of flavorful particles, crumbs, and dust found in and around city streets, alleyways, gutters, cracks in the pavements, and most often - the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters.

Elaboration:
Street Seasoning works particularly well on Street Chicken, adding an earthy, street-funk-spice to the otherwise bland Street Chicken's meat: the notorious Meat of the Dirty Birdy.

Many such urban connoisseurs have been known to season their rations of scavenged food (to taste) as the composition, quality, and ratio of particles in the seasoning varies greatly from harvest to harvest.

Box Bob: So whatcha got goin' fer the Street Seasoning right there?

Street Pete: Alls I needs is 'bout 2 parts pavement-dust ta add ta mah dumpster-cheese/alley-oregano/gutter-butter, and mah seasonin's will be prime-time tip-top tasty-ness!

Box Bob: Aw man, I'm gettin' hongry just thinkin' bout it! We gots some Street-Chicken left from yestaday, and a lil' dumpster-puddin' fer dessert!

Street Pete: Oh hells yeah, pal! Let's get ta grubbin'!

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hoodie season

A season were girls take there boyfriends hoodie and never give it back. Or A season of hoodies

Its hoodie season

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