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The day where all boys hold your girl's hand. Come on don't be pussys.
Give her what she wants guys. September 15
national clown day because you typed September 31 even though it has 30 days so this imaginary day is to celibate retards like you
Hey dumbass there is no September 31st
The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
the day where stars were aligned and the galaxies collided, and lee felix was born! the prettiest and most amazing boy!
it's september 15? happy lee felix day!!!
Conceived on NYE (an accidental drunk shag)
I was planned.. oh was you? Im a September baby!
people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.
being born in september 24 is very lucky!
September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.
*Silence in classroom*
Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*