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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021


WoWut Of Shape

Pron; Wow-ut of shape.

A physical health state defined by inactivity as a result of excessive online gaming, namely World of Warcraft.

Jay: Dude, the weather cleared up, so I decided to mow the lawn and half way through, I was fuckin' spent.

Mike: Hate to say it, but it's probably because you're WoWut of shape.

Jay: "WoWut of shape"? Is that a World of Warcraft knock?

Mike: Why yes it is, fatboy.

by Cory von Chaos August 11, 2009


tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022


Shape shifting

When a girl changes how her face look with makeup

Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting

by Erick Johnson II January 17, 2022


lotta shape

Football: inspirational exclamation used to motivate players warming up.

commonly confused with: lotta shape (to be in a lot of shape during warming up)

Coach Amarillas yelled out "Lotta Shape its a big day for football men. Tonight is time for a lot of shimmershammer to happen" as they warmed up.

by Diction Ary November 2, 2003


egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023


A' shapes

A term used to describe a drunk.

A seen him coming out the Windsor Bar. He'd been in there since 11am...he was a' shapes

by kermit A June 13, 2010