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An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
The girl version of the male toilet sword fight
To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
Omg girl do you wanna go shield wall
Gay a bitch broke asf and likes taking dick in the ass and will eat butt if she has to
She is a whore Samara shields
Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers
Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"
james shields is the hottest guy on planet earth, fuck me daddy!
“james shields is sexy asf!”
"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.