-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.
-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.
-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
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1. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.
2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.
1. There is a blue shift in washington going on
2. I just got Blue Shift and the high def pack.
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The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.
I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.
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to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.
Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.
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I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamicβs holiday party.
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When someone takes late hours at work on a weekend to avoid a sesh.
"You finally coming out this weekend?"
"Sorry I can't I'm working the Waka shift again tonight"
The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule
βIβm working graveyard on weekends now.β βOh, thatβs rough. I donβt know how you do it.β βI donβt need your shift-pity.β