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Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.
I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.
When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.
Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.
When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.
Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.
Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.
"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"
Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.
Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water
Dianne: I'm pretty comfy
Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?