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side scramble

Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.

"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."

"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"

by ShanaShawna March 12, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 12, 2017

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wrong Side

Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.

-"Did you see that BeyoncΓ© lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"

-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"

~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"

by MagickDio March 2, 2010

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper May 20, 2007

25πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


side tit

When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.

Jeromy was shaggin' some diseased bitch and got some side tit.

by Pete Schmakus February 22, 2004

35πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Side Demon

When a GAN (Generative Adversarial Network) type AI creates a face of a human being based on countless samples of what a face should look like. The face often looks good ...symmetric - however due to millions of random human photos samples where the subject sometimes has a person next to them by the side (not always fully in frame) the AI tends to "average" this out. This results into realistic faces in frame with a percentage of results showing deformed lubberkin flesh-lobes beside.

GANs are super cool!

Examples:
thispersondoesnotexist.com
twitter.com/wedontexisthere

Bruh check out this super hot girl made by AI, would you date that?

Nah dude that side demon looks like a conjoined twin thats eating her face

by alasdairvfr January 15, 2022


side screens

Second hand weed smoke

We weren't smoking but got high from the side screens

by BajanPrincess February 16, 2017