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A ad-hoc phrase, generally summoned by pedantic bullies attempting to ward away any valid criticism of their conduct. Its form is ineffable, but can be identified when curses spew from the conjurer's cowardly lips, unjustly redirected into another misdirection.
The term "sideways accusation" was first encountered in the wild on August 08, 2021. The user is likely unaware of the logical fallacies found within their checkerboard rhetoric, but such is the way of the errant phlyarologist, doomed to the gunwales ideology .
" This kind of sideways accusation is sleazy shit that can fuck right off." - Pedantic Jimmy
"The universe is an deserted aqueduct and I'm calling my mom to pick me up" - Napoleon H. Chirst
"Get someone else to partake in your downward exoneration, because my boots won't stand for it!" - See, Anyone Can Do It!
When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
Wasting time doing a useless task.
Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.
yet another term for a vagina , generally an ausrtalian term
im going home to poke me missus in the sideways slanteye
An affectionate "half-cuddle" whereby ya snuggle up beside da person and wrap yer arm around behind his/her waist. Ideal for public/formal/workplace settings where full-on chest-to-chest hugz might seem too forward, or for occasions like a cold day or a moving-crowd area where both of you hafta keep walking instead of stopping to embrace "properly".
Sideways-hugz can be just as satisfying to share as totally-face-to-face bear-hugz if both of you know dat you will be "snuggling properly" at a fairly-soon time.
Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way
"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
To knock over a chess piece with your penis
I'm falling sideways