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Someone who is afraid of death and unfulfilled dreams and those fears won’t go away just like a FUCKING SIM lol.
John is such a sim. Yeah I know man he just won’t stop fearing death and unfulfilled dreams.
The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.
Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all
When you vomit at acceptable levels
The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels
a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.
The Sims 4 is a game that you basically just like tell your Sim to do something
So I just got the Sims 4 and it is so much better than the sims 3 way better graphics no cap
online Barbie dolls but for adults
Hey, wanna play Barbie's ?
No were too old for that
Alright sims 4 it is