Skate boarding

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings

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Skated off

The act of cutting off

John had his dick skated off and now goes by the name Jane. Jane's pronouns are they/them.

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had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

skate park ho

any prep that goes to a skate park cuz they think that the people who skate are hot just cuz of MTV

me: DAMN YOU MTV FOR RUINING SKATING FOR ALL OF US

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skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

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Go skate day

A Day where skaters all ditch school or work and go skate, they also draw peace signs or the front of their baord in aid of world peace.

Skater 1: Tommorow is go skate day.
Skater 2: Yeah were ditching school and going skating!

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Bong on da skate

When you're high on life and all is just lit asf

Sophie: hiya you alright?
Georgia: I'm just bong on da skate