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A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis
(or girls' vagina).
person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.
person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.
person 1: Yes
When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.
P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.
P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!
The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.
"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"
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When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.
i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!
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a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
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It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.
It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.
I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.
I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!
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When you slap your erect, semeny penis on a girl face.
Yo, at Theta Xi Kevin gave that bitch a sloppy giraffe.
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