slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.

"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

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slow native

Stuff stuck in your toes

I pick the slow natives out of my toes

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

Being slow

Can be referred to as physically or mentally.

“Danica is being slow”

sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow