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slurp fish

is blue

NAH, THATS A FLOPPER, SLURP FISH IS BLUE

by Monster Handler September 5, 2022


Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup April 9, 2018


Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.

I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.

by Drletharga May 10, 2019


Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.

Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.

by omiftw August 7, 2010


slurp and spin

When a woman performs the act of oral sex and then immediately follows with anal sex while being on top and slowly spinning around

Last night we got a little tipsy and my girl did a slurp and spin! It was the time of my life!

by ScaleTitan March 31, 2021


slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019


*slurp*

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*

I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back

by Slurp123 October 7, 2019