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This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.
"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."
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When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.
Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.
Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!
A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.
I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!
A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.
Kayla: Omg Kelly lets go get Tropical Smoothie Cafe!
Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!
A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.
After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;
Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies
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1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.
2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.
What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!
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