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The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs
Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn
That blue hose looks like a smurf penis
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Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"
Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!
name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.
some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.
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James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series
1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss
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The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
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Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.
Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"
Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.
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The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.
Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.
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