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A sexual To blow air into a woman's anus through a plastic drinking straw.
I walked in on Devin giving her a southern breezeway with a sonic straw.
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Term used to vaguely describe possible sexual fornication.
Did you get any southern friction last night?
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Guys:
Always in a respectable fraternity
wears polos and oxfords from Lacoste Ralph Lauren Burberry and Joseph A. Banks in bright colors
wears shorts in khaki navy blue red(preferably faded) yellow and embroidered shorts, never any cargo pockets
Always has his Maui Jims nearby preferably with croakies
Boat shoes are a must as well as Gucci loafers or drivers
NEVER goes near abercrombie or similar retail
Blazers work
collars never go up in Texas, thats reserved for trashy wannabees
Drives an SUV (land rover, bmw, benz, tahoe...) but if a car is neccesary then a bmw will suffice
Shirt always tucked in with a nice belt from lacoste or polo
Girls:
(again we're talking about southerners)
Always well groomed, VERY well groomed
nothing trashy
wears burberry lacoste seven polo jcrew and anything they can put on their send home Neimans and Saks cards
Not too much makeup
Nothing from low end retailers like abercrombie or american eagle
Always has a louis vuitton/prada/gucci/coach purse, but nothing too flashy
Heels are a must but nothing slutty
jewelry is key, but again nothing too flashy - pearl sets, david yurman, tiffany's, maybe a diamond here or ther
They drive smaller cars usually (audi's, bmws, lexus', mercedes benzs, and sometimes land rover SUV's)
Always cordial, never tacky or rude
these are just a few traits of the Southern Prep, style may differ between areas
Hudson, I like your new topsiders. Where did you get those?
Catherine looks nice today in her pearls and cashmere sweater set.
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"Southern preps" are people from the Southern or Mid-Western United States who attempt to mimic Northeastern prep culture to overcompensate for their insecurities of being a "redneck," whether conscious or subconscious. They often point out what is "trashy" and what is not because of this insecurity.
Southern male preps typically wear Ralph Lauren button-downs and the females buy expensive handbags, believing they resemble East Coast preps. East Coast preps are from the Northeast, not the Southern seaboard, and represent Northeastern culture by wearing brands such as J. Press, considered the quintessential preppy brand, and occasionally wear brands like Ralph Lauren. Southern preps know nothing of brands such as J. Press and instead, wear brands like J. Crew or Lactose.
Southern Preps drive pick-up trucks or SUVs. In the Northeast, pick-up trucks and SUVs are considered low-class and redneck. East Coast preps primarily drive fine European automobiles, such as BMW and Mercedes-Benz cars, not SUVs, representing their refined taste.
East Coast preps play sports such as lacrosse and crew. They attend East Coast schools, which are known for their high educational standards and their lacrosse and crew teams. Southern schools are known primarily for football and basketball.
Southern preps vacation in mundane places like Georgia, while East Coast preps vacation in the Hamptons. Southern preps who visit New England or the Tri-State Area (NY, NJ, CT), stick out like a sore thumb.
Southern Preppy Guy: Hey, what're y'all ladies doing tonight?
New York Preppy Girl 1: Ewww. Why is it talking to me?
New York Preppy Girl 2: Ignore it. It's a Southern Prep. Just keep walking.
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The most peculiar breed of white people.
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
If Ned Flanders ever wanted to look like an agnostic (or someone who talks normal), he should stand next to a white southerner.
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The act of ejaculating on your own foot, and then kicking a girl in the crotch.
Janice needed to be punished and I was the man to do it. At first I planned a Northern Exposure, but then opted for Southern Justice.
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a term used by smelly northern monkeys to describe people from the south of england. the idea of northerners degrading southerners is void, as they all come down to london looking for jobs when they are sick of working "in t'mine f'pittance"
"fookin' southern fairy"
"shut up u northern monkey"
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