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horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies
Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"
When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.
When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.
Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck
Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’
When you cum in your spanish girlfriend
Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar
MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up