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A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.
I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.
When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.
"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
Dinner table term for vagina
Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage
Today in class I shall teach you the name grace in Spanish it is Diablo
Spanish woman with a missing tooth giving a blow job.
Guadalupe, missing a tooth, was able to give a spanish whistle.
When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.
horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies
Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"