When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.
When you cum in your spanish girlfriend
Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
An individual who does not usually speak spanish but when comes in contact with mexicans or spanish culture, suprisingly switches there accent and or language in an attempt to be accepted.
julie:Im hungry lets get Burrrrritos (rolls the "R" heavily, for no discernable reason)
tom:Julie youre so super spanish
To tuck ones boner in under your belt or down into underpants to conceal the boner.
Bro Ive been watching this Womens Netball and im all barred up, now Im gonna have to hit that spanish tuck to get outta here.
when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar
MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up
When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies
Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"