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A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen
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Weaboo porn basically a squid either fucking another squid or Japanese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle
Ohhhh Hik'o you made me ink in my pants Ohhhh squid porn is animetastic
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A pussy with large flaps that hang out like tentacles
Dam dude that chick had mad squid pussy was soooo gross! I couldnt go down on her!
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A movie about a group of 456 people who are invited to risk their lives in a mysterious survival game. It is a trend at the time of writing this and everyone is watching it.
Person 1: Hey dude have you watched Squid Game?
Person 2: No, is it a movie?
Person 1: Yes and its fucking good.
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A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!
Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
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the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole
While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.
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The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.
These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.
The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.
"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"
I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.
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