Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

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Steven He

A failure

He has no friends
Even though his father is the face of Beijing corn Steven is still a failure.

He is so dumb he gets B in maths.
His YouTube channel is so bad that his father gets more followers on Tiktok.
Basically a failure.

“You know Steven He?”

“Yea such a failure.”

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Michael Stevens

A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes

Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!

ZhouPLIEAK Steven

ZhouPLIEAK Steven is ZhouMAK Steven's nickname, first created by 8745. He is famous for dating SIX girls at the same time. He also makes weird hand gestures while doing stuff. Especially while doing presentations.

ZhouPLIEAK Steven tried slapping his face when doing a presentation.

Steven: Presentation Presentat...

Steven slaps his face.

All students: NONONONO SOMEONE HELP HIM

Clint Stevens

A dumbass who misses 7 throws

“Dammit I missed a throw, I hope I don’t pull a Clint Stevens”

Steven Universe

Steven universe is a show about lesbian space rocks.

Person 1: Hey do you watch Steven Universe?
Person 2: No, what’s it about?
Person 1: Lesbian Space rocks

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Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

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