How someone from Boston says Martha Stewart
Guy 1- Hey man, where were you last night
Boston Guy- Cookin somethin from matha stewart
Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.
The best looking white American cowboy a woman could ever lay her eyes upon
Better hold on to your panties ladies
That Opie dunn Stewart took them
A Scottish term for a weak man with no balls who is constantly looking for attention from homosexual men.
I see that Jon was being a Euan Stewart on Twitter again last night.