shit sucker

A vehicle used to transport human waste.

Bob: "The sewerage tanks are full"
Tom: "Don't worry, the shit sucker is on the way"

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mother sucker

Someone who still breast fed when they are not babys anymore.

David: Whats Rick Doing sucking his mom???
Joel: hes having his lunch.
David:But hes 15!!!
Joel: thats because hes a mother sucker

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maple sucker

a canadian

Wayne Gretzki is a maple sucker.

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Clock Sucker

Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.

Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!

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Sucker Fuck

To fuck someone without them even knowing

"Yo Ted got sucker fucked the other night, he had no idea.."

"That guy never lets anybody know when hes going to fuck them, what a sucker fucker"

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attention sucker

A girl/boy who uses any way possible to get attention, if this is not bad enough the attention sucker actually GETS attention by people who are intimidated OR suck up to him/her.

Attention sucker (A.S): oh my god my mum slapped me last night.
Sucker upper (S.U): oh! (name of A.S)your poor girl/boy you can have my lunch AND my money if you like.
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A.S: i slit my wrists last night.
S.U:yah, so did i.
A.S: omg! why the hell did you do it you arent as depressed as me, what good enouh reason have you got!?
S.U:my dad died.
A.S:omg as if thats a good reason!
S.U: whats your reason then?
A.S:i banged my funny-bone

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rim sucker

rim sucker

A homosexual who licks someone's anal sphincter and sucks on any hæmorrhoids around it.

"that handyman is a rim sucker the dirty bastard"

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