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Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand
"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"
When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it
Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."
When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina
Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her
When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.
Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!
Let's go home through this alley way
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!
IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!
"Indian suprise!"
Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.
"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."
Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.
"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."
The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib
“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”