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to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer
john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza
bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that
a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
See also Silver Troll coffin surfer
A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
A person who exists outside of any specific clique in a social latter and can be seen in almost or all cliques. This person is usually seen by all people as a friend or someone who has multiple good traits to allow them to exist in all cliques. This type of person is usually the least judgmental of all people.
Justin? Yeah he’s a clique surfer. He hangs out with the jocks and the nerds. He’s an all around chill guy