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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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Actions of a pill-head.
A person who smokes goes “puff puff pass.” A person who takes pills goes “pop pop swallow.”
She’s really pretty and I love her sm but she can be a little rude but I still love her to the death of me she may have a bit of trauma but she’s my little pig🥰
“I love playing rblx w her destiny swallow my pookie wookie”
When Kirby eats a watermelon he/she is „swallowing the whole tiddy“
Yo man yesterday i was swallowing the whole tiddy
Wtf man dont say that its weird
What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!