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where you stand and wobble ur lower body gently to cause a breeze to your penis
god it hot, i need a freedom swing
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A special type of day that can occur indefinitely of what day it is. Celebration of waking up by throwing water on one another.
Its Swing Swong day!
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a strange area in space where laws of physics change in what is described as a swing. it moves ethereal like in a repeated pattern, occupying shared time-space with what we call subspace. back and forth it goes, changing at will within the recorded swing. effects may vary, do not cross into the boarders of swing space. it's only theoretically possible to do so, and we don't know what would legitimately happen to a human or any matter that enters there. no tests yet have been made to solve this galactic mystery, akin to the Bermuda Triangle of Earth. maybe you go first and send us back results if you can. swing space is unholy abomination that mustve been a side effect of a star going supernova next to a black hole encroaching on the nearby affected area of explosion. causing that space time to sort of dislodge itself as a cloud like ethereal region of ever changing physics and locations within its controlled boarders. at least, for now it seems controlled. but by what, is yet unknown. hence, unholy. God's purgatory maybe?
bring the ship to halt before we enter swing space. many ships have been lost in there never to return. it's a mysterious death trap beyond humanities comprehension or understanding so far we can't even run tests on it, or perceive its history in this region of space. speculation of swing space is highly unreliable.
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A term that describes a genre of music that combines elements of swing music and big band arrangements with the power and playing techniques of hard rock.
That band last night played some slamming Hard Swing!
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When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.
Person 1: I need to loose some weight, I have a Swing Hangover.
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The act of a scrubby baseball player;who swings at every pitch, gets lucky and hits the ball on the sweet spot on the bat, the ball goes far and the player's face becomes awestruck.
When the scrub came to bat in the bottom of the ninth-inning, the opposition was happy since he was 0-4 for the game and he was batting a buck with change for the season. With a 0-2 count the pitcher throws him a curveball low and away the batter swings, he practically comes out of his shoes, and the ball finds the sweetspot of the bat and it travel over the fence for a walk-off home-run. Distraught after what just happened the only thing the losing team could say was "that was a BITCH-SWING.
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A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.
"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"
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