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That one kid who you pay for entertainment or stuff. He’s cool unlike anyone named jack
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is cool
The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!
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(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.
(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"
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This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.
Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...
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The cool guy
He does stuff and stuff
Not associated with anyone named jack
He likes sugar
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is way cooler than anyone named jack
An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?
A saying that is used around the construction of data centres when there isn't really anything else to say
The client wants these chiller pipes installed and all I can do is stand here with golden syrup running down my legs.
"What's that cheeky grin you got on your face mate, you look like you have golden syrup running down your legs"