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one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.
That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.
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1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else
Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.
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someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.
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A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
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Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).
Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
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One who has sexual relations with furbies or small furby sized farm animals.
Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.
Joe: Shut the fuck up man.
Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
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See also: chicken fucker, goat fucker, sheep fucker
One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off
Hey Casey there goes that buffalo fucker!
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