Random
Source Code

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


flush down

synonym for "poop".

Oh my god, I really need to flush down.

by Brittany7590 October 27, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 9, 2009

15πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


nerd-flushing

nerd-flushing is when you insert a cultural, social or scientific reference into a confirmation such that geeks, operating amongst the mundanes, feel obliged to acknowledge, thereby blowing their cover.

nerd-flushing usage: "She totally nerd-flushed me with that miniature giant space hamster reference."

by jb diGriz January 21, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of β€œBaby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 12, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž