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A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.
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A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
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a. tired and overstimulated and sometimes sick from an overlong visit to the mall.
b. bored with the mall after too many recent visits
I bought Christmas presents all day on Black Friday. I am malled out!
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mall raid is when you go through a whole mall to find everything by everyone. Every store, every corner. Usually to look for one item, or to have fun. Your a d bag if you go alone, its the thing to go with everyone you know.
"OMG Where can I find those Kanye Glasses?"
"It be best to look at the mall"
"But where in the mall?"
"Idkk, do a mall raid."
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A word to describe someone who constantly goes to the mall.
It could mean that they shop a lot, or, do something other than shopping. People who work at malls aren't considered mall regulars since they go to the mall to work for their living instead of randomly going.
Tiffany: Hey wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
Andrea: Again? But we went yesterday..and haven't you been going to the mall every weekend for several months now!?
Tiffany: Yeah..so what?
Andrea: -sigh- You're a mall regular. I bet every shopkeeper in the mall knows you as well as if you were their blood-sibling.
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the feeling one gets in their throat when breathing the stale, recycled air of the mall for to long. Closely resembles a regular sore throat but it differs in the fact that you can finally place the blame of your regular sore throat on something i.e the mall. common among guys waiting at the chili's bar while their girlfriends buy shit they don't need and ddr players. many hardcore shoppers have built up a tolerance to this condition.
Whats wrong?
Im sick.
But you weren't to sick to go shoping for 12 hours.
nah man, i got a serious case of mall throat.
oh snap, son!
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When all the sudden as you are walking in the mall, start to feel like you are in blank space, when you have mall blackout,can't hear anything and you start to feel queezy, you also can get mall feet
I got mall blackout.
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