Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

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Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

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Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

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hook and pile

When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.

Dude i cant wait to pull another hook and pile on my girlfriend tonight.

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not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

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hook up

to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with

I dont think i'll ever hook up with him, even if im drunk

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hooking up

any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone

Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"

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