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A water cup and a single order of cinni-stix at Taco Bell.
Jeff has no money left in his bank account, his girlfriend just dumped him, and he has no friends. Jeff is now going to Taco Bell to get a Taco Bell Sad Meal.
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When you and one of your friends are sittin in a Taco Bell and some dude is on a date with his girlfriend and she looks at you and your friend and her boyfriend looks back at you like you can't see him or something and he looks at you like "what the fuck are you looking at?!" You and your friend get up and both instantaneously punch him in the back of the head and knock him out in his food and walk out. His girlfriend wont say a word.
Last night we were at Taco Bell and Dillon and Aaron gave some faggot a Taco Bell Grande.
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When two girls are "69ing" and a guy is banging the top girl in the butt. As he pulls out she poops a little and said poop falls into the bottom girls mouth.
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I was watching this porn and this dude was banging this chick in the butt while another girl ate her out. he pulled his cock out and the girl on bottom got some taco bell drive through!
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After taking your lady friend out for some fine cuisine at a local taco bell - for the best results beef burritos work the best. she sits on your face and releases a fart - the shockwaves from the fart travels along your tongue causing a vibrating sensation against her vagine.
"Dude did you hear about Cubbie?"
"No Man what happened?"
"He took Misty out for some Mexican food last night - she rode the Taco Bell Tidal wave for a half an hour before he got sick!"
"What a fuckface!"
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After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.
Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.
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A Taco Bell Mom or TBM is a mom hitting on another mom's husband inside of taco bell.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
I saw this Taco Bell Mom (TBM) and my daughter looked up and kicked me.
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