Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.
he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!
When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.
When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.
I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.
Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.
Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.
Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.
The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'
The sweat residue on the back of a toilet seat after someone has been doing work.
"George totally left behind a Tail Trail"
a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?
you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!