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being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
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Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?
b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"
c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
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Calling Duct Tape, Duck Tape makes you look like a royal dumbass.
Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"
Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."
Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
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Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
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When the asshole of a freshly fucked butt is so stretched out and loose, gape tape is applied to seal off the brown stink hole from leaking feces and other anal contaminants. It is often used as an adhesive of sorts for whores, sluts, pornstars, and anal explorers from all walks of life.
Dude, Sasha has been taking it up the dumper so damn much that her Doctor made her start wearing gape tape to keep that treacherous hole from leaking shit everywhere.
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Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.
"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"
"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"
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a TV show that stars in the year 2069- about video footages of people getting raped in many places and by different ethnicitys and different group sizes. Staring Jimmy Savile , Woody Allen, Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen, Andrit Alushi, Mike Tyson
'Hey Becky did you see that new episode of 'Rape on tape' it was a very extravagant episode'
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