Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.
I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.
To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.
dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"
other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"
to overthink with disastrous results. The phrase created by Ted Mosby's friends from the series How I Met Your Mother
Ted ted up because he couldn't find "the one", but it's actually Robin.
Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.
Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio
The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).
From the show How I meet your mother.
Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?
An religon fastly growing in Canada where they supports someone who's name is ted