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Tee-shirt Ignoramous

(Noun) A person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that A. Contain slogans that he or she doesn't understand,
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.

A.Boy: "Practise safe lunch: use a condiment! Haha. I don't get it. OH WELL!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."

B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"

C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"

by otsanig December 27, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snorg tee ets

very cute girls that are in the advertisements on urban dictionary

those "snorg tee ets" are fine

by bog poppa February 25, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Tee-Pee

The hilarious act of throwing wet toilet paper in a public bathroom. The targets are usualy at the ceiling tiles so that it gets wet and grows mold, but can be thrown at walls, stall doors, mirrors, people, ect.

No matter what the target is, its funny as hell, due to the fact that it is sticky and that "Splot" sound it makes when it hits walls.

It is not illegal, but if your caught doing it ESPECIALY at school, you will get in trouble or kicked out of the establishment(Stores only)

Doing this results in lots of laughs, and damage, but becomes highly addicting to the point that you do it every chance you get.

Its easy to get caught, but only if you lack aim, experiance, and skill.

Tanner: This math class is boring as hell!
Luke: Yeah. I should have brought my gun to take myself out of my misery in this damn class!
Andrew: Dont worry, when the next bell rings we can go wet tee-pee the bathroom
Tanner: Great idea!
Luke: Brilliant!!
Old hag ass teacher from china: And the weight of my fat ass+The number of chins i have equals OVER NINE THOUSENDDDDD!!!1

by Milkchat January 2, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


tee pee titties

breasts which are cone shaped, resembling Tee Pee's.

damn that asian girl has some nice tee pee titties

by ben the devil January 31, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Secty (SEC-tee)

An individual who likes to engage in intimate activities in the guise of an insect as matter of arousement and role play.

Secty (SEC-tee) :A half-butterfly half-caterpillar having sexual intercourse with a grasshopper.

by Don Disaster June 7, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tee-Shirt Skiing

When its really warm outside, so one can ski in only a tee-shirt

Dude, it was so warm, we went tee-shirt skiing.

by sexxay February 19, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wobbly Tee Pee

Similar to a Wobbly A, or an Eifel Tower only involving 3 or more guys on one girl and they all high five forming a Tee Pee shape around the girl.

Me and my 4 buddies pulled a Wobbly Tee Pee on the slut.

by Regular Nate March 29, 2005

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