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1. To stand up straight.
2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.
3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.
4. To refrain from illegal activity.
5. To steer clear of droolies.
1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.
2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.
3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.
4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.
5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.
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A common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking EX-girlfriends.
Man 1: Here's a picture of me and my ex at the beach...
::Posts bikini photo::
Man 2: ...You fucked up
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To consume all of the contents of a full bag of illegal drugs in one sitting
Later bro, Imma head home to fuck up a bag in a minute
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It basically means you screwed up in a nicer way. "You Fucked Up" simply means someone was having a tough time cause they did something wrong and you had to tell them that they kinda screwed up. It's a really kind term.
Your little brother was separated from birth. One day you were drunk and a cute girl helped you to your hotel room. However you were drunk and made love with her. In the morning you find out that the cute girl was actually your little brother that love to crossdress. In other words he fucked up. This is when you can say to him "You Fucked Up"
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when freshman are a total joke and fuck up all the time especially when they have stupid boring parties and the first time they have the opportunity to have a fun one they screw it up by telling their mommies. #ffu problems!!!!
Teenage girl: Mom! theres a party and I hear there's going to be alcohol!!!!
Teenage girl's mom: KK BRB texting everyones moms!
#freshman fuck up
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The male puts his balls on top of the females eye lids while she is asleep. Then uses a flashlight to replicate a "sunrise".
Man, my girlfriend had a good morning, she woke up to " the fucked up sunrise"!
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Someone who brings drugs and/or alcohol to the party.
I'm about to fuck up the party !
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