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"hey bro guess what today is"
"what day"
"February 25 national fist your friend day"
"uh what"
"bring me that ass"
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national kill your teacher day
Its October 25 ,, so kill your teacher today !!
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It's the day of 8 wonderful, amazing, good-looking, kind, precious, respectable, genuine, talented, alot are simping for them, stage geniuses, aces, singers,dancers,rappers,choreographers,song writers,producers,self-picked,self-named,all-rounders, 4th gen kings,amazing musicians, independent kings, the main characters, flirty, charismatic, and many more I could even write several paragraphs for this.
Simp1: Its March 25!!
Simp2: Yeahhh!! Stray Kids world domination!!!
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National Your Crush will give you a kiss day. And slap ass day!
Hey Ryan kiss me and slap my ass cause it’s may 25th
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National squeeze ass day squeeze boobs day suck dick day and suck nipples day
Guy: *squeezes girl's boobs* can't get mad its April 25
Girl: Oh right *gets on her knees and pulls down the guy's pants and boxers then sucks his dick*
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It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.
I cant wait for December 25, i wanna see his penis!!
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